Well he finally did it! Ol' Steve "the Crocodile Hunter" Irwin tried to jam his thumb up the butthole of something that didn't want anything to do with his oft-jammed digit and got hisself kilt.
Sorry. If you saw his ep of South Park you'd get the humor.
On a more serious note, though, I'm sorry to see Steve go. Sure, he was an egotist of the first order (what celebrity isn't?). And yeah, he did pull that stupid stunt with his one-month-old little boy and a hungry crocodile (remember that? Like a roight dahn-undah Moichael Jaaackson 'e was!) Oh, and let's not forget his 'film'. But you've gotta give him his credit too.
One-- he made Animal Planet cool to watch.
Two-- he proved the point that anyone with any taste marries an American.
Three-- 'Nads baby! 'NADS!!!!!!!!
So I'm sad to see him go (and feel even sorrier for his family) but it all goes to show, "He who f**ks with nature is gonna get f**ked back." So endeth the lesson.
So long, Steve-O. May you go to a heaven where you are met by at least 70 virgin buttholes that have yet to have your thumb jammed into them.
(image credit: google images)
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My favorite quote so far:
I'll bet he's wrestling Jesus' jaws shut in heaven now.
"Crikey! That's one frisky Son of Man!"
Sorry...I didn't know you'd already done the Steve-o post. Yours is much cooler. ;)
Sorry to see him go so soon.
When they announced his death , the reporter said "Steve Irwin dies in freak accident" and then there were commercials before the news program started.So it left me wondering what the freak accident was to take poor Steve from this earth.
But the thing is , in my mind a freak accident for Irwin is getting hit by a car, or badly cutting himself like Hassellhoff did a few months ago--something that was in a totally normal enviroment. The fearless croc wrestler gets squashed by a bread truck or the hairdryer fell in his bathtub.
Death by stingray ..it is kind of freaky
r.i.p. steve
Wrasslin' Jesus...Christ, that's funny.
the jesus wrestling is funny. but man! you gotta admit, he died a pretty painful death, i mean oh wow! a stingray jab in the chest!!!
-deirdre
Yo' LH-
HAPPY B-DAY!
Jason just found out about it. Steve was one of his heroes. He still wants to be an animal rescue hero when he grows up though.
Well howdy Jackster!
Sorry I didn't notice your post earlier but I've been, well... busy.
Thanks for droppin' a line. You can always try to steer Jason towards the dwindling # of surviving Apollo guys if he's needing a bit of hero worship but anymore I'm afraid most of them are gonna be checking out over the next few years too.
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