The right jolly old elf is outed in Rankin-Bass' tell-all. Yep, that's right...Santa was a d*ck. So was the rest of his elitist, prejudiced corporation. This fascinating report shows us all that Rudolph saved Christmas Town from going to war with the lion king of the Island of Misfit Toys.
So kids...don't leave those cookies for Santa. Leave 'em for Rudolph!
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The E True Hollywood Story: Santa Claus
The right jolly old elf is outed in Rankin-Bass' tell-all. Yep, that's right...Santa was a d*ck. So was the rest of his elitist, prejudiced corporation. This fascinating report shows us all that Rudolph saved Christmas Town from going to war with the lion king of the Island of Misfit Toys.
So kids...don't leave those cookies for Santa. Leave 'em for Rudolph!
...that faggy elf....classic...bwahahahahahaha!
Ever notice that Hermie's ears are regular human shaped while all other elves have pointy ears.
misfit!
I think the point on top of his little head more than makes up for any rounded ears, Keegs.
I mean come ON! Show just a LITTLE compassion, will you?
Your "Links" sidebar sure does suck ass...
and what about the abodinable snowman? sorry, my spelling sucks ass right now..
Okay Devo... I'll get right to that links sidebar in all of my massive free time.
And Keegs-- it's ABDOMINAL!
Hee hee hee.
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